100+ Mighty Thor Quotes


Thor Quotes

Thor is one of the most popular Marvel characters, and for good reason. He’s strong, he’s brave, and he has a hammer (and later, an axe) that can control thunder and lightning. In the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), Thor is played by Chris Hemsworth, and he does an amazing job of bringing the character to life on the big screen. Thor is a member of the Avengers, and he plays a vital role in protecting Earth from Thanos, Ultron, Hydra, and other threats.

In honor of the God of Thunder’s recent solo movie, I’ve decided to compile a list of some of his most memorable quotes. Whether you’re a diehard Thor fan or just looking for a little inspiration, I hope you enjoy these thor-oughly (I couldn’t resist) amazing Thor quotes!

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Thor Quotes from Thor Movie (2011)

Thor: I need a horse!

Pet Store Clerk: We don’t have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.

Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.

 

Thor: Loki, this is madness!

Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don’t know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don’t tell me it was that woman?… Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we’re done here, I’ll pay her a visit myself

 

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!

 

Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.

 

Jane Foster: What happened?

Thor: He’s fine! We drank, we fought – he made his ancestors proud!

Jane Foster: Put him on the bed.

Erik Selvig: Oh, I still don’t think you’re the god of thunder. But you ought to be!

 

Thor: You think me strange?

Jane Foster: Yes.

Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?

Jane Foster: I’m not sure yet…

 

You are no match for the mighty…

 

Thor: Hammer! Hammer!

Darcy : Yeah, we can tell you’re hammered.

 

You’re big. I’ve fought bigger.

 

Thor: You! What realm is this? Elfheim, Nilfheim?

Darcy: New Mexico?

Thor: You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon…?

 

Thor: What you seek, it’s a bridge.

Jane Foster: Like, like an Einstein-Rosen Bridge?

Thor: More like a Rainbow Bridge.

Jane Foster: God, I hope you’re not crazy.

 

All the answers you seek will be yours once I reclaim Mjolnir.

 

Jane Foster: I am sorry; I cannot take you.

Thor : Then this is where we say goodbye! Jane Foster, Dr Selvig, Darcy: farewell.

 

Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!

Odin: Yes… I was a fool, to think you were ready.

 

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I’m supposed to do.

Thor Quotes from The Avengers Movie (2012)

Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!

Natasha Romanoff: He killed 80 people in two days.

Thor: He’s adopted.

 

Thor: This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice.

Tony Stark: He gives up the Cube, he’s all yours. Until then, stay out of the way, tourist.

 

Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki.

Clint Barton: Yeah? Get in line.

 

Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this.

Nick Fury: Excuse me, did we come to your planet and blow stuff up?

 

You people are so petty… and tiny.

 

You speak of control, yet you court chaos.

 

Thor: Loki, turn off the Tesseract or I will destroy it!

Loki: You can’t! There’s no stopping it. There is only the war!

Thor: So be it!

Thor Quotes from Thor: The Dark World Movie (2013)

Loki: Mmm, brother, you look ravishing!

Thor : It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form.

 

You had her tricks, but I had her trust!

 

Dr. Erik Selvig: Your brother isn’t coming, is he?

Thor: Loki is dead.

Dr. Erik Selvig: Thank God… I’m so sorry.

 

Thor: I will tell Father you died with honour.

Loki: I didn’t do it for him.

 

Thor: I know you seek vengeance as much as I do. You help me escape Asgard, and I will grant it to you. Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.

 

Loki: I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.

Thor: I said ‘how hard could it be.’

 

Thor: And will that satisfy you?

Loki: Satisfaction’s not in my nature!

Thor: Surrender’s not in mine!

 

Sif: I’ve got this completely under control!

Thor: Is that why everything’s on fire?

 

Loki: This is so unlike you, brother. So… clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather punch your way out?

Thor: If you keep talking, I might.

 

Every 5000 years the worlds align, allowing an ancient darkness to strike…

 

I will find a way to save us all…

 

Odin: Am I a piece of butter that needs to be buttered so heavily?

Thor: That was not my intent.

 

Loki: Why don’t you let me fly it?

Thor: Out of the two of us, who here can actually fly?

 

Thor: We are just like the humans. We are born, we live, we die.

Loki: Give or take 5,000 years.

 

Thor: If you betray me, I will kill you.

Sif: If you betray him, I will kill you.

Volstagg: If you betray him…

Loki: You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line

 

I’d rather be a good man than a great king.

 

Loki: What makes you think you can trust me?

Thor: I don’t

 

Thor: I wish I could trust you.

Loki: Trust my rage.

Thor Quotes from Avengers: Age of Ultron Movie (2015)

The gates of Hell are filled with the screams of his victims! But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no… wounded screams… mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and… gout.

 

If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.

 

Thor: No one has to break anything.

Ultron, Tony Stark: Clearly you’ve never made an omelette.

 

Thor: This may be dangerous…

Erik Selvig: I would be disappointed if it wasn’t.

 

Thor: If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.

Ultron: I think you’re confusing ‘peace’ with ‘quiet’.

 

The stone draws you all to its brilliance, and you to your end!

Thor Quotes from Thor: Ragnarok Movie (2017)

Thor: She’s too strong. Without my hammer, I can’t…

Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?

 

Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?

Thor: Yeah, it’s called the… uh… Revengers!

 

I – am – the God of Thunder!

 

Loki: I left him right here.

Thor: You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished?

Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can’t see into the future, I’m not a witch!

Thor: Well, you’re dressed like one.

 

Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn’t you call me?

Dr. Stephen Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don’t have a phone.

Thor: No, I don’t have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It’s called an email.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?

Thor: No. What for?

 

Bruce Banner: What happened to your hair?

Thor: Some creepy old man cut it off.

 

I don’t hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

 

You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors.

 

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?

Thor: Because that’s what heroes do!

 

Thor: I’m not as strong as you.

Odin: No… you’re stronger.

 

Bruce Banner: I don’t know how to fly this thing!

Thor: You’re a doctor, you have PhDs. You should figure it out.

Bruce Banner: None of them for flying alien spaceships!

 

Dr. Stephen Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.

Thor: I have dire plans for destiny.

 

I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because that’s what heroes do.

 

Thor: You know, Father once told me that a wise man never seeks out war…

Hela: …but he must always be ready for it!

 

Bruce Banner: You’re just using me to get to the Hulk. That’s low. You’re not my friend.

Thor: No, no, no. I don’t even like Hulk. He’s always like, grr… smash, smash, smash. I prefer you.

 

Surtur: You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.

Thor: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out…

 

Bruce Banner: Why did you dress me up like Tony?

Thor: Because you were naked.

Bruce Banner: Okay, I’ll give you that.

 

Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you’re you and I’m me and… oh, maybe there’s still good in you but… let’s be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago

 

Hey! We know each other, he’s a friend from work.

 

Thor: Strongest Avenger!

Quinjet Computer: Access denied.

Thor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.

Quinjet Computer: Welcome, Point Break.

 

Hey, big guy. Sun’s getting real low. I don’t want to hurt you anymore.

 

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!

Hela: Really? You don’t look like him.

Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement…

Hela: You sound like him.

Thor Quotes from Avengers: Infinity War Movie (2018)

Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we’re talking about. He’s the toughest there is

Thor: Well, he’s never fought me.

Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, he has.

Thor: He’s never fought me twice.

 

Rocket Raccoon: You speak Groot?

Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.

 

You know, I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance – fate wills it so.

 

Rocket Raccoon: Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.

Thor: The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.

Rocket Raccoon: Rabbit?

 

I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.

 

More power, Rabbit!

 

Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. That’s life though, isn’t it, I guess. Goest round and round and… I feel your pain.

 

Thor: I told you, you’d die for that.

Thanos: You… should’ve gone for the head.

 

Bring me Thanos!

Thor Quotes from Avengers: Endgame Movie (2019)

Thor: Mother, I have to tell you something…

Frigga: No, son, you don’t. You’re here to repair your future – not mine.

 

Clint Barton: We can’t bring her back.

Thor: I’m sorry, no offence, but you’re a very earthly being, okay, and we’re talking about space magic.

 

Let’s kill him properly this time.

 

Thor: Do you know what is coursing through my veins right now?

James Rhodes: Cheez Whiz?

 

Thor: Look, sitting there staring at that going is not going to bring everybody back. I’m the strongest avenger, okay, so this responsibility falls upon me. It’s my duty.

Tony Stark: No, no, listen…

Thor: Let me! Let me do it. Let me do something good, something right.

 

I went for the head.

 

Well…the Asgardians of the Galaxy back together again.

 

Thor: So whatever it is that you’re offering, we’re not into it, don’t care, couldn’t care less. Goodbye.

Bruce Banner: We need you, pal.

Rocket: There’s beer on the ship.

Thor: What kind?

 

It’s time for me to be who I am rather than who I’m supposed to be. But you, you’re a leader. That’s who you are.

 

I’m not sure. For the first time in a thousand years, I… I have no path. I do have a ride, though.

 

Thor: So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things.

Bruce Banner: Buddy, you all right?

Thor: Yes, I’m fine! Why, don’t I look all right?

Rocket: You look like melted ice cream.

Thor Quotes from Thor: Love and Thunder Movie (2022)

I want to choose my own path. Live in the moment. My superheroing days are over.

 

These hands were once used for battle, now they’re but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am.

 

Thor: How are we doing, guys?

Drax: We’re all about to die!

Rocket: You said this would be a relaxing holiday!

Thor: I said it was going to be like a relaxing holiday.

 

Times like this, we need to come together.

 

Peter Quill: Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love. Not me.

Thor: What? Just listening.

 

Valkyrie: Am I sensing feelings?

Thor: Pfft. Ha! Yeah. Right.

 

There’s a maniac who seeks to end us all. We must do something!

 

Korg: Get the popcorn out. He’s going to do a speech.

Thor: I see what’s happening here, you’re afraid. Scared. Anxious. My friends, times like this, we need to unite, come together. I’m sorry. Miek, it’s very hard to give a rousing speech with the noise.

 

Jane Foster: It was just my first bad guy.

Thor: You never forget your first.

 

Gods of the universe! I come here to raise an army. Today, will go down in history. Today, we’ll fight!

 

Gorr: You are not like the other gods I’ve killed.

Thor: Because I have something worth fighting for.

 

Thor: This ends here and now!

 

Jane Foster: I want to kill this guy.

Thor: Spoken like a true Thor.

 

Gorr the God Butcher: Call the axe!

Thor: I’ll call the axe when you call a dentist!

 

Thor: Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.

Sif: Oh, shit!

Thor: Don’t worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.

 

Thor: What a classic Thor adventure.

 

Jane Foster: Not bad for a human.

Thor: Not bad for a god.

 

Thor: Hey, is that the Necrosword? That’s cool. I’ve only ever read about it in stories.

Gorr the God Butcher: Then you know this is going to hurt.

Interesting Facts about Thor

After we laughed and got excited from some mighty Thor quotes, let’s have a look at some interesting facts about Thor that you may like.

  1. First Apparel in Marvel Comic – Thor has been around for centuries. However, his first appearance in a Marvel comic book was in 1962. The comic that featured the character was called “Journey into Mystery #83.”
  2. Being Put on Earth as a Punishment – Odin, father of Thor placed him on Earth in human form in order for him to experience humility. Thor is the god of thunder, but on Earth, he was given the name Donald Blake, his memories were totally erased, so he had no knowledge and no recollection that he was actually a god. When Blake was vacationing in Norway, he witnessed an alien landing and decided to take shelter in a cave, where he found the hammer “Mjolnir”.
  3. Founding Members of The Avengers – Thor is one of the founding members of The Avengers, alongside The Hulk, Ant-Man, The Wasp and Iron Man. This happened in September 1963. The Avengers were formed by General Nicholas Fury in order to protect Earth from superhuman threats. It was published in the Ultimate Marvel universe with the “Ultimates” comic book series.
  4. The Ability to Time Travel – Once, Thor was able to travel through time, thanks to the powers of his hammer, Mjolnir.
  5. Tom Hiddleston as Thor – Hiddleston had his eyes set on to play the character of Thor, but after his audition, he actually convinced everyone that he was perfect for the part of Loki instead.
  6. Stand Lee as Odin – Stand Lee wanted to play the part of Odin, but at the end it was Anthony Hopkins who got the part.
  7. The Brother that Almost Did it – As it turns out, Chris Hemsworth’s audition was quite bad and his younger brother, Liam Hemsworth, almost got the part of Thor. At the end, it was Chris who eventually got the part as well all know by now.
  8. Helping Adolf Hitler – Believe it or not, but in the comics, Thor once helped Adolf Hitler kill Joseph Stalin, after becoming a hitman for the Nazi regime.
  9. Thor Can’t FlyBy Himself – Thor himself can’t fly. It’s his hammer that allows him to fly when he throws it hard enough.
  10. There was Almost a Thor Movie in the 90s – Sam Raimi was supposed to direct a Thor movie during the 90s, however, the studios didn’t think a story about this kind of superhero will be interesting enough and won’t keep people on their seats in the movie theatres. May I remind you that this was before superheroes and superheroes movies became extremely popular.

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